HulkSmash73

Mr Victorville 53 years-old Single

i fuckin love habaneros 22 July 2016, 19:19 Charlottesville, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I'm so deprived of female attention that I got a hard-on when a nurse told me I have beautiful veins. FML

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nt121511 3 August 2016, 22:40

Giving

Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML

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