fuck you, tasha - 24/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Milwaukee Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML 45 293 8 652
Cheeky! Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML 54 179 23 624