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SpiderMan · 12 March 2009, 00:23 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Love is love

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor… and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

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Anonymous · 29 July 2011, 07:24 ·Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Oh yessss

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·United States

Jog on

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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