Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
Miss 31 years-old
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML
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