Futbol_Queen11

Miss New York 28 years-old

kunjac0945 14 September 2015, 05:21 New York, United States

Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom to puke. My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee. FML

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Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet 26 September 2015, 01:10 San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Creepy

Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML

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