guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML 52 803 3 366
Awkward pause Anonymous - - United States - Blue Springs Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML 48 515 17 925
Delivery! Anonymous - - United States Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML 36 313 2 357