Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML
rachelrae120
Miss Chlt, Usa 36 years-old
BarhydtBran
San Francisco, United States
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Bargoed, United Kingdom
Trans rights! (but also trans wrongs)
Today, my ex came out as transgender. I had absolutely no problem with this, in fact I celebrated her bravery. What I did have a problem with was all my friends immediately assuming that this was the reason I broke up with her, and not that she'd cheated on me for six months. FML