mress2

Mr Buffalo, United States 28 years-old

notyourmummy 12 November 2015, 09:09 Ryde, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Ewww, dude

Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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facepalm This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff United States

The more you know

Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML

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