Art_Vandeley

Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·United States

Marriage of convenience

Today, my serious boyfriend was talking about how he wants to get engaged and married. I was really happy, until he said he's excited mainly for the tax benefits. FML

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obeezy · 30 April 2009, 19:56 ·United States

Trapped

Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML

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