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Miss Achievement City, Youtubia 27 years-old Single

imalosertho 11 June 2014, 01:01 Truro, Canada

Pspspspspsps

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML

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void bowels() { cry(); } 26 November 2014, 20:45 Caerphilly, United Kingdom

Spooked

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

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