Here, have this Anonymous - - United States - Crystal Lake Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML 54 898 4 925
Anonymous - 09/02/2013 20:03 - United States - Chula Vista Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML 36 917 4 925