Zarquon

Mr Beavercreek, USA 37 years-old Single

crazycatlady This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Never enough

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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Anonymous 20 November 2012, 01:15 United States

Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her what she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show you pain." I have no idea what she's talking about. FML

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