taka805

Southern Cali, US

Kate 23 December 2012, 08:24 Kansas City, United States

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

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annie_nk 26 December 2012, 17:25 Tooele, United States

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML

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