Mr Red Deer, Canada 28 years-old Single
Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML
Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML
Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML
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