qasw

Mr mobile, us 41 years-old

awilson This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Dick joke

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML

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Anonymous 12 September 2009, 18:58 United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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qasw

Dick joke

Own goal

Have you just experienced an FML moment?