shit... - 05/07/2009 18:16 - United States Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML 45 948 23 815
FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML 707 493
Blown job Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML 63 973 339 349