smackledorf20

Nevada, United States

blind_date This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Todd is fine, and you?

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML

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anonymous 27 October 2009, 13:27 United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML

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