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Anonymous · 1 October 2010, 00:47 ·United States

Lookalike

Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML

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caughtorangehanded · 1 October 2010, 22:12 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Tanned

Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

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