catblack23

Miss Chicago, united states 35 years-old Single

Anonymous 22 May 2010, 00:19 United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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Anonymous 23 March 2011, 11:50 United States

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML

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