Crisler121413

Mrs Houston, United States of America 34 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 14 August 2013, 09:11 Sanford, United States

Not so smooth criminal

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

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sammy18f 24 February 2015, 03:46 Brentwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

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