Miss in a galaxy far, far, away
Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML
Today, I witnessed the most awful park job ever. Without thinking, I found a piece of paper and wrote on the back, "Nice park, asshole". Turns out it was an old airline boarding pass, and my name, address and phone number were neatly displayed with the message. FML
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