Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML
Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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