Asimk

Kaula lumpur, Malaysia

WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner 16 November 2015, 06:44 Arlington, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Effective

Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML

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notsoaloneanymore 17 June 2016, 04:32 Mississauga, Canada

Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML

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Asimk

Effective

Freedom

Have you just experienced an FML moment?