Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
Skinwalker131
Greensboro, North Carolina 29 years-old
nekkidness
Carthage, United States
disembob
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Get off!
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
whitecollar
Scarborough, United Kingdom
Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML