South Richmond Hill, United States Single
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
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