AwesomeMster

Miss Calgary, Canada 28 years-old Single

ohgod This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

How appropriate

Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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anonymous 18 December 2010, 09:11 United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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