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Miss In a relationship

Anonymous 2 September 2012, 23:47 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

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not the scalpel 15 September 2012, 07:36 Paso Robles, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Weird

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

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