missworthless

Pittsburgh, United States 39 years-old It's complicated

Anonymous 11 May 2011, 05:48 United States

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

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Clueless 14 May 2011, 23:35 United States

Nostradamus

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

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