lacrossedude319

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

Kinky

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML