OMGtrumpetgirl

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML