smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML 54 620 5 082
Anonymous - 04/02/2011 05:42 - United States Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML 78 032 7 447