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Mr Everywhere, Mississippi, United States Single

dogs_and_toucans 8 June 2009, 18:47 United States

Goodbye

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

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Davios This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

RIP Dave Prowse

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic, only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

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Anonymous 16 August 2010, 23:05 United States

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

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