Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML 51 238 14 280
nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML 46 182 9 461