afrustratedgirl

Miss Saint Augustine, US 40 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 1 February 2012, 20:21 United States

Hilarious

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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thewhompingwillow 1 September 2012, 17:56 Springfield, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML

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