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deadbunnies 31 July 2009, 22:46 United States

Strange behavior

Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

You hypocrite

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

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immy504 30 November 2011, 05:39 United States

Do it again!

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled, "NINJA WAITRESS!" Everyone at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

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