a_jay94

Miss south gate, united states 32 years-old Single

Anonymous 20 June 2011, 05:45 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML

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Username 20 June 2011, 15:57 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

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Maddie 20 June 2011, 20:05 United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

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