funky13thfriday

Anonymous 10 June 2011, 21:22 United States

Today, my cousin taught me how to make dinner. My cousin is in first grade and I'm in college. FML

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julia 11 June 2011, 11:12 United States

Wise words

Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

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