Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I was looking through my roommate's room trying to find a DVD, when I stumbled upon a bundle of pictures of me showering and sleeping. FML
Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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