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Mr Goleta, USA 31 years-old

Anonymous 4 December 2010, 00:11 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Singapore

Bad influence

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

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