Windrammer

Mr mckinney, United States 28 years-old Single

Anonymous 4 June 2011, 00:41 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

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blondie101 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Poetry in politics

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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