Savannah Brooks

andthatshowitgoes · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·United States

Truth hurts

Today, my adorable 8 year-old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why, he said, "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty and I don't want people to know I lied." FML

I agree, your life sucks 92 612 You deserved it 5 251

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Girl123999 · 4 March 2009, 23:07 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Stop, just stop

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he spank you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 266 415 You deserved it 35 562

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