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Mr beyond, the trees 43 years-old In a relationship

red 27 September 2012, 11:37 Portland, United States

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Acworth, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Huge fan

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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