Courtz55

neversayhiagain This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

All you need is hate

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

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anon 30 August 2016, 18:32 Atlanta, United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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BabsZilla 5 September 2016, 00:21 King City, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my housemate and I had rough passionate sex in every room of the house. Being that I'm 18 and he's 32, it was a new thing for me. I just received a call from my mother stating that they would not be paying for the baby they watched us make through their wireless cams in our house. FML

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