Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
arodrider93
Junior
United States
LivingInSin
United States 🌶️ Spicy
News to me
Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife Facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML
Sundendako
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Patrick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML