It can't wait fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML 24 507 4 194
Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML 30 809 7 818