How very dare you! mrniceguy - - United States Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML 43 734 2 548
Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML 34 677 4 252
Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML 39 754 5 059