Missy97231

Oregon, United States 31 years-old Single

Anonymous 17 October 2010, 05:55 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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life// 8 January 2013, 23:56 Fort Mcmurray, Canada

Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML

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