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EpicOracle · 24 December 2021, 23:01 ·Gloucester, United Kingdom

A cute Christmas Eve story

Today, I realised I'm tired of the bossy attitude exuded by the woman who I once believed was my soulmate. Tonight might just be the last night we'd sleep on same bed. FML

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Anonymous · 14 November 2021, 17:00 🌶️ Spicy

Misunderstood

Today, my Tinder date seemed annoyed that my offer of dinner at my house really was an offer of dinner, not easy sex. Apparently, acting like a real woman with a mind and feelings, as opposed to a hole for his penis to temporarily inhabit, completely ruined his night. FML

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