krooked777

Memphis 25 years-old Single

Motha 9 April 2014, 05:17 West Jordan, United States

Today, my obsession with replying "Your Mom" reached a new level when my anatomy teacher asked what I'd done with my pencil. FML

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Anonymous 16 October 2015, 17:12 Eagle River, United States

Welcome to the neighborhood

Today, four days after moving into my new house, I woke up to a guy yelling, "Fuck you, Claire" followed by a brick smashing through my living room window. Now I know why Claire was so eager to finalize the sale. FML

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