geeklove - 16/01/2012 03:30 - United States Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML 34 762 7 506
number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML 34 449 4 043